2nd woman: I was convinced there was another woman hiding in the house, so I started searching everywhere. I dashed up to the attic and looked around, then I rushed down to the basement. I checked every closet and even looked under all the beds. I kept searching until I was completely worn out, and in the end, I just collapsed from a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer—we’d both still be alive! Remember, laughter is the best medicine, so be sure to send this on to someone whose day you want to brighten!
